Thoughts and Observations after watching the Victoria Secret Fashion Show

Just some things that ran through my head while watching the VS Fashion Show last night. Just a heads up, this was at 1 am after a couple of glasses of wine...

-None of the VS Angel's have very big boobs. All average-smaller cup sizes

-Being a VS Angel is kind of like the respectable version of a Playboy Playmate. You wouldn't be scared to tell your grandma, you aren't as likely to marry a skeezy celebrity, you get to keep your clothes on, and you don't have to sleep with an 80 yr old man.

-Many of the Angels are married or in committed relationships. Obv they are doing something right!

-There needs to be an MTV Real Life "I want to be a VS Angel" of which I can be apart of. I don't necessarily want to be an Angel, just have their body. Love the legs...

-That being said, I know I will never look like an Angel, but I should would like to give it a shot. Where can I find their diet and workout plans?

-Adam Levine may be one of the sexiest men ever. I seem to have 2 types- burly outdoorsy/athletic manly men, and then skinny tattooed dudes who look like bad news. Talk about opposite ends of the spectrum...

-If I were to pick one celebrity couple with which to have a threesome, it would definitely be Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom. I'm sure there are others in the running, but right now they top my list.

-I should have gone to see JayZ and Kanye West in concert last month.